i don't plan on having that self control this summer
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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