I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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