Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just invented taco cereal.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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