I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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