how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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