i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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