SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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