her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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