Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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