I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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