Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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