There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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