I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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