I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
please don't ironically join a cult
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