its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My dick has a subreddit
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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