My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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