If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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