Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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