About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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