I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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