Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
try to milk me bitch
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
