dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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