Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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