very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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