So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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