I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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