well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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