Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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