i don't plan on having that self control this summer
that's an acceptable place to lick
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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