okay pat passed out under dana's car
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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