It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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