yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
