i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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