real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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