I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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