I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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