He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
3 2 1 whiskey
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
