Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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