Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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