What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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