BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
