Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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