It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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