Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Randomize
