it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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