i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Randomize
