2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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