So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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