shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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