member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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