Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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