I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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