your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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