White coat. Heels.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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