There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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