She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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