Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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