i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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