glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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