I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize