I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
NoShamevember. You game?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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